Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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