Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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