508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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