i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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