One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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