Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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