What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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