its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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