I faked an abortion last night.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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