i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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