Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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