so explain again why im purple
no
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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