Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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