he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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