im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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