Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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