Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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