She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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