Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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