i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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