oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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