Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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