did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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