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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy

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  No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad

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  seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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