i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I want you more than these girls want KFC
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.