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• (845): View more from New York

  i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I want you more than these girls want KFC

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.

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