During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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