Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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