Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
