Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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