It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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