I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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