dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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