I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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