i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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