You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he was CRYING into my vagina
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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