So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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