do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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