Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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