I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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