i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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