I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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