After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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