you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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