Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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