im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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