whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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