It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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