I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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