if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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