remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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