Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship