think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation