woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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