Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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