So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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