Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I love you.
Bad choice
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