check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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