normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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